INcredible!

I have been working a different shift lately. 
It has been interesting.  Extremely!
There is a whole different crew running at night. and by crew I mean the passengers. 
They have a different psychology altogether.  
I think what they need is a dose of The Truth.  

1. Yes, that dress DOES make your ass look big. 
2. No, I don't think that eye makeup makes you look sexy. 
3. That dress is WAAAAAy too short.  (Don't use that one often.)
4. The Goth look is just another way to say, "Hey, I need a bully here."

I suppose that is not a politically correct way to connect with my customers, but the thought did cross my mind.
And, yes, before you ask, I have been issued my own version.  It was painful, but beneficial in the end.
Haven't got any funny or interesting stories, yet.  But, I will be sure to forward the good ones.