Open Letter to Congress and ersatz President Obama (and wife):
We, the American people, are sorry to learn that you have disavowed your oaths of office and are attempting to create a socialist state to replace the American Republic.
While we wish you all the best in your endeavors to create another failing socialist state dictatorship, we regret to inform you that the rest of the nation will NOT be accompanying your on this trail of tears you are mapping out.
We Americans are actually happy with the Constitution and the rules therein that Congress and Washington, D.C. have been prostituting for so many decades and we have to decided to re institute that document as the Law of the Land.
By coincidence, we are also happy that you all have congregated yourselves in that area of the country, so now you can continue on your merry way without bothering us in our pursuit of Life, Liberty and Happiness.
We will probably let you know about the rules you will have to observe when you venture out amongst us REAL PEOPLE. Such as fiscal responsibility, truth in advertising, legal voting and citizenship, but we think you won’t like it out here in America, so you won’t be coming out much.
We have hundreds, if not thousands, of veterans of the military who will gladly discuss with your “Federal Police Force” the boundaries of what they can and cannot do in America. As well as your puppet alphabet agencies whose overwatch of American activities has proven so irritating in the recent past.
As for your terrorist cohorts in high places, well, you can keep them. They are not welcome in America, never have been, never will be.
America is for Americans, wherever their birth, whatever their creed or color. We have no need to bring anymore dissension into our country. We already argue among ourselves enough to make it a very interesting place to live. We don’t need your imported agents to help us out.
See how well your RACE CARD, or your RELIGIOUS BIAS cards function when we Americans are hard at work getting our own act together.
Without the IRS, DHS, ATF, FBI, DEA, NSA, and dozens of other agencies to help root out individualism, we will probably make some surprising progress. Keep an eye on us from your “IVORY TOWER”.
We know…. You control the Federal Reserve. Well, we made do without it before, We think we can manage again.
So long, and thanks for all the political jokes, you can have them back now.
8 January 2014